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  1. March 26th, 2007, 12:13 PM #1
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    Finally...All ya need to know

    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
    40-ish..................................49.
    Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
    Athletic................................No breasts.
    Average looking.....................Moooo.
    Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
    Emotionally Secure...........On medication.
    Feminist...............................Fat.
    Free Spirit............................Junkie.
    Friendship first.....................Former tramp
    New-Age...................Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-fashioned....................No P.J.'s
    Open-minded......................Desperate.
    Outgoing......................Loud and embarrassing.
    Professional........................Witch.
    Voluptuous......... ...............Very fat.
    Large frame..........................Hugely fat.

    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    Yes.....................................No
    No......................................Yes
    Maybe...................................No
    We need.................................I want
    We need to talk.........................You're in trouble
    Sure, go ahead..........................You better not
    Do what you want..............You will pay for this later
    I am not upset...........Of course,I am upset, you moron!
    You're attentive tonight..Is sex all you ever think about?

    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
    I am hungry.............................I am hungry
    I am sleepy.............................I am sleepy
    I am tired..............................I am tired
    Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
    I love you..............................Let's have sex now
    I am bored......................Do you want to have sex?
    May I have this dance?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
    Can I call you sometime?...I'd like to have sex with you.
    Do you want to go to a movie?..I'd like to have sex with you.
    Can I take you out to dinner?...I'd like to have sex with you.
    I don't think those shoes go with that outfit ....I'm gay.

    ...And if you ain't down with that, I got 2 words for ya....
  2. March 26th, 2007, 12:53 PM #2
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    Re: Finally...All ya need to know

    Ok which of you ladies let this slip? This is unacceptable!
    [ QUOTE ]
    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    Yes.....................................No
    No......................................Yes
    Maybe...................................No
    We need.................................I want
    We need to talk.........................You're in trouble
    Sure, go ahead..........................You better not
    Do what you want..............You will pay for this later
    I am not upset...........Of course,I am upset, you moron!
    You're attentive tonight..Is sex all you ever think about?

    [/ QUOTE ]
    You'll shoot your eye out.

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  3. March 26th, 2007, 12:58 PM #3
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    Re: Finally...All ya need to know

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    I don't think those shoes go with that outfit ....I'm gay

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  4. March 26th, 2007, 02:13 PM #4
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    Re: Finally...All ya need to know

    I'll drink to that [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]
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  5. March 26th, 2007, 02:52 PM #5
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    Re: Finally...All ya need to know

    right there with you pioneer blues brother [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]
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